I just could not resist this one.

This is from a "free events" website.  The heading is incorrect in the link and on the name of the page, which was enough to get my attention.  I'm guessing that the website designer/editor spelled it incorrectly and only had to provide the link to the article, which was probably written by a hospital representative. 

6:00pm:           Free prostrate screening at CMC Pineville

So, if you're interested in lying flat on your stomach for no apparent reason, contact CMC Pineville.  Oh, I neglected to mention that they're also serving appetizers.  Really! 

In the words of my mother, "TJ -- that is not your bowl of cereal!  It is the banana's!"